Category Archives: Funny Maker

Conversation with Papa

Posted on April 16, 2013 by

From Papa’s point of view: O: Papa, can I something something? Papa: Well, I am not sure we can. O: Papa, why not? It will be so pretty. Papa: Sorry, O, what do you want to do? O: Can we the … Continue reading →

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Scooter Police

Posted on April 10, 2013 by

When O turned 2, we bought her a little scooter and matching pink helmet.  At first was very tentative when using it. For the longest time, it just sat in the basement unused. We would take it to the park, … Continue reading →

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No Little Prodigy for Us

Posted on April 8, 2013 by

Over the weekend, we found out the results of the Gifted and Talented test. And according to the New York City Department of Education, O is not a genius. Far from it, maybe an idiot savant. The score wasn’t even … Continue reading →

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What Was Your Favorite Part about the Weekend?

Posted on August 13, 2012 by

Toddler response: Painting my toe nails. (RE)Member? I took a nappy (she did not) and then you woke up and painted my toe nails. That is my favorite part of the weekend. Yes, that was the most exciting thing that … Continue reading →

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Can I Watch Your Show?

Posted on August 2, 2012 by

The irony is that the show O keeps referring to as “your show” is not even my show.  I hardly ever watch it during the regular season. I’m not a fan. I don’t find it that funny. But if you live in … Continue reading →

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Blood and Guts

Posted on July 23, 2012 by

Did I get your attention? O is being a big pain in the ass right now. I don’t know what the deal is with her. I think since they are on a summer holiday schedule, they don’t do as much … Continue reading →

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New Baby

Posted on July 6, 2012 by

Not mine, but my friend had her second son on Monday.  And when I held him, all I could think of was, What will you be when you grow up?  What will your personality be like?  I believe most of … Continue reading →

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What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?

Posted on June 13, 2012 by

Last week, I had work thing every day. (There was an industry conference the whole week.) I wasn’t able to come home early and pick her up from school with Daddy. But as expected every day, O would ask Daddy … Continue reading →

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Closing the Door

Posted on May 2, 2012 by

If you are a parent, when was the last time you were able to pee in privacy? With the door closed? With no little knock at the door, Mommy, what are you doing?  No tears when you don’t promptly open … Continue reading →

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The Bear Ate My Cookies

Posted on March 16, 2012 by

It all started with this story DH told O about bears coming into our house and eating chips while we are at school/ work.  At night DH has a little bag of chips, but he usually forgets to throw out … Continue reading →

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